If You Can't Ask the Tooth Fairy, Ask the Doctor

Our niece in Texas just had a baby so Kizzy and I were looking at the pictures together on facebook. When we were through, Kizzy looks at me and says, "You should get a baby too!"

I told her, "You should ask God to give me one."
She kind of looked at me with crooked eyebrows and confusion and then said, "Or you could ask the toothfairy."
"The toothfairy will give me a baby?"
"Yeah. Instead of money, you can ask for a baby."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, Ariela told me you could ask the toothfairy for anything."
"I thought the toothfairy only brought money to kids who just lost their teeth."
"Yea, but you could still ask her."
"Well, what if I don't have any teeth to lose."
"Oh...(thinking) ... well, I guess you are past your 3 stages." (3 stages of tooth development)
"So what do I do?"
"Well, you could ask the doctor."
"Ask the doctor to give me a baby?"
Very matter of factly, "Yep."
"Doctors have the babies?"
"Yeah, don't you know that? You just go to the doctor and ask him for a baby. That is what my mom did and she got 2 babies from the doctor."